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brogre:

Shrek is everyone,
Shrek is no one.

Shrek is everywhere,
Shrek is nowhere.

Shrek loves,

Shrek hates

Shrek is one,
Shrek is all.

Shrek is war,
Shrek is peace.

Shrek is everything,
Shrek is nothing.

Shrek is love,
Shrek is life.

Shrek is here to protect us from the Farquaads

Respect him , eat your daily onions, pray to him, 

Please him, help us spread the word or our Onionly Father.

Shrek is God.

patrioticintellect:

When you’re parents are like “clean your room” and you’re all like 

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